Col. Robert E. Hogan: To buy something. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. Major Hochstetter Hogans Heroes Quotes: top 7 famous quotes about Major Do you allow this sort of thing? Actor. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Major Hochstetter, you won't believe this. Hogan's HerosHogan meets Major Hochstetter for 1st timeWhat is this man doing here Perhaps, someday, as a fallen hero, I shall be carried off to Valhalla across the saddle of a beautiful German war maiden, such as you my dear Helga. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Parody Displacement: Hogan's Heroes is a parody of WWII POW films like Stalag 17, The Great Escape, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have practically ensured the success of the "Klink Plan". What witness? Hochstetter meanwhile has called Himmler, explains the situation and receives orders to arrest Klink's "dear friend" Richter, to which Klink insists that he hardly knows him and that he has no dear friends, a fact which Hochstetter is willing to believe. Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I've got a present for you from Carter. : Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's the least you can do, considering. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? Andrew Carter: And a 'Good morning' to you, too, Schultz. Of course you are. Hogan's Heroes / YMMV - TV Tropes Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, you should have been there. Mental fitness - that's another. And I believe a full corporal. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This one. Peter Newkirk: You don't mean our Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Col. Wilhelm Klink: General, I promise you, I will bring all my skill and my intelligence to bear on this problem. Huh! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Have you got everything straight? | Still, you're a likable clod. Here's my reward. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Him I would let goldbrick. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Officer: But Herr General, I've not even greeted you yet! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: An escape from Stalag 13? PDF HOGAN'S HEROES: ESCAPE - SimplyScripts Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Mm-hmm, we think it'll, uh it'll go a lot easier for you, sir - you should be prepared. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Schultz, take him away. Peter Newkirk: What you mean by that, Colonel? Hogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Season 4 You live better than Goering and you're twice as big! Hogan: Do I have to repeat the orders that were given to us when this happy little band of wandering minstrels was formed? Col. Wilhelm Klink: All heads will roll, that's quite democratic. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: During the days, the temperature is 140 degrees, and at night, it is below freezing. Hans Georg Schultz: Don't ask me, this is a decision for an officer. Sgt. : Col. Robert E. Hogan: What would you say is the one thing that made the Blue Baron the greatest fighter pilot in World War One? Hogan's Heroes was an American television situation comedy that ran from September 17, 1965 to July 4, 1971 on the CBS network for 168 episodes. Sgt. Andrew Carter: Sure. "Funny Thing Happened on the Way to London" has as Canadian Lloyd Bochner playing dual roles as an Englishman and a German. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Think of the things you two have been through together. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. Colonel Klink: If those orders are not carried out, both you and the courier will be court-martialed, shot and sent to the Russian front! What if we find out what is is and if its important enough, we get London to bomb the camp? Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We've got who? Major Hochstetter has found a U.S. Armed Forces button a. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. I won't say a word. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Nimrod? He studied under Colonel Klink Bloopers [] Major Hochstetter says that Hammelburg (near Stalag 13) has been chosen because of its proximity to Dsseldorf, but his geography is way off -- Hammelburg is 250KM from Dsseldorf. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! Take a bottle and do not hurry back. Let's knock out that bridge. Sgt. "Hogan's Heroes" The Defector (TV Episode 1969) - IMDb Major Hochstetter Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: It must be the underground. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. We lost a man to give you what you asked for. Colonel Klink: [to Burkhalter, over the radio, about the party] I'm only sorry there is no ice cream. Kinch: Achtung doesn't mean 'Good morning.'. Now you may leave anytime, and take your spy, Private Berger, with you! You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! Carter: [answers the phone in a mock-German accent] I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. I'm worried about spying. Hans Georg Schultz: Achtung! !" As an SS-Sturmbannfhrer, Hochstetter is outranked by two full grades by Colonel Klink. My mind is like a camera. Of course. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We are here on a rather delicate matter - internal service politics. Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, then he is fat. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You know, Schultz, the trouble is you're afraid to say anything you think. Cpl. Close the gates! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Because you could fly or because you were bald? Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to behold? Take him away, Klink. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Don't let the war make you cynical, sir. Lock us up? Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. For the next two weeks it's death takes a holiday. Col. Robert E. Hogan: A birthday gift for you. "What happened to the Duke of York?" "Hogan's Heroes Quotes." * What witness? You remember - we told Klink LeBeau was part Chinese and we had to have firecrackers to celebrate Chinese New Years. A complaint. | Hans Georg Schultz: [after failure to keep a straight face] I wasn't talking about you, Herr Commandant. : [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan]. Heil Hitler! General Stauffen: Don't worry. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What did you tell him? Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's a terrible thing to do. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Birthday cake? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: As who is? : : These lines are drawn from the points where the sabotage has taken place. Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: It's going to snow again. We've got him. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Who knows? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Please - not while I'm plotting. He's very sensitive about that. I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. I took a bearing from the roof of Klink's office. Alright, alright. : Louis LeBeau: Under the Geneva Convention, I don't have to teach you to dance. I talk about you all the time, when you are not around. Is anyone an expert on Hogan's uniform from Hogan's Heroes? Ja, I believe I have. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You fool! Lady Leslie Chitterly: Robert Robert Hogan! It is, or should be, the title of a book that I'm hoping one of you out there will write someday. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, let's put it this way. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [trying to find the three scientist] I'll send to headquarters in Hammelburg. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. I'm trying to save your *life*! General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Anchors Aweigh, Men of Stalag 13 Happy Birthday, Adolf The Gold Rush Hello, Zollie It Takes a Thief. Col. Robert E. Hogan: For the liberation. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [does so] Sorry, general. Back! : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Do you think I would ever let a Burkhalter marry a Klink? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer. Sgt. General von Rauscher Quotes [] Mueller looks at picture of Sgt. I'm worried about spying. Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Col. Klink and Helga are listening to music being played by the POWs] You know, Helga, do you know that the whole of our beautiful national soul, our culture is expressed in "The Ride of the Valkyries?". Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday. Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan Release Dates Col. Robert E. Hogan: Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends. : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Have all security precautions been strictly observed? : It's almost PAST time for Roll Call! Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: EVERYBODY THOUGHT HE WAS STUPID! For me? Officer: [approaches Hogan] Might I assist you? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: The message is: "I am foul. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You are the prosecutor? Major Hans Kuehn: Yes, uh, Field Marshal Karl Von Streicher of the General Staff. So handsome and so unlucky. Col. Wilhelm Klink General von Rauscher The show is now better recognized than the serious movies it was making fun of, which is why there are modern viewers who wonder why anyone thought the subject matter was funny in the first place. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Back, back, all of you. Can't hold their liquor. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Quotes [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan] Major Hochstetter : WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? Major Hochstetter In it, we wer. Howard Caine: Maj. Hochstetter - IMDb He took me for 50 marks. If we're wrong, what are they going to do? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be. I'm sorry you missed it, major, it was a great party. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Alright, here it is. I meant green dress, of course. In future, to avoid confusion, why don't you just say 'Good Morning' in English? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [discussing the Crittendon Plan] All I can say, Crittendon, is it better be good. Andrew Carter: Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns. We can't keep a prisoner! General von Rauscher Louis LeBeau: We don't drink anything we don't stomp on. Back, back, all of you. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Isn't it about time you found out. I will give you any information that I have. Louis LeBeau: I will personally hold them spellbound with my repertoire of songs, dances and snappy patters. General von Rauscher Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look Metzler, why can't you understand? General von Rauscher: She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. The boys think I'm a hero. Schultz: [Klink is in prison awaiting a possible execution] I have some good news and bad news. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You think I listen to what you say? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Order your men to search the area. You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, if you ever escape Sgt. : Sgt. Be honest! Col. Wilhelm Klink: What about her looks? How are you going to get there? You've got to get that mixture just right. If he asks questions, do not act as if you know anything. You may be able to solve it anyway. Rate it: 0.0 / 0 votes 404 Views Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) (Chinese - Traditional) Espaol (Spanish) Esperanto (Esperanto) (Japanese) | Cpl. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Of course. Sgt. How I could have been so fooled by Klink. Cpl. Newkirk: Jawohl, Herr General! Colonel Klink: No prisoner escapes from Stalag 13! General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: My dear major, there is no danger of it firing- General von Rauscher: Firing? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: In the first place my wife is neither delightful or charming. Having to relay orders of a man like that. Andrew Carter: Let's get out of here! Pleasant, no. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. Just because we're prisoners doesn't mean we can't have our own prisoners. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Hogan, I will not go down alone. Col. Robert E. Hogan: If you stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty. Now let me leave you with this warning, 'While the cats away the mice better not play'. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: For two hours you have been telling me that. In. Louis LeBeau: I wasn't sure what that one meant myself. General von Rauscher Hans Georg Schultz: You said it, big boy. Hans Georg Schultz: That's the only one I had. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Enough! Radio Host: [Hogan pretends to be a Nazi sympathizer to get on German radio and discredit a propagandist] You read Mein Kampf, I believe. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You may learn a few things anyway. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Honestly, I could cry. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [surprised and aghast] Hogan, you are the biggest liar I have ever met in my whole life! : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Speak up, Schultz. In a few minutes Nimrod will be my prisoner. [Normal tone of voice] You make me feel terrible. You gotta expect a few little explosions. Please! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter enters Klink's office] What a pleasure to see you, sir. Hochstetter had several catchphrases, including (referring to Hogan) "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here?", and "I will surround this camp with a ring of steel." He would also shout "Baah!" as he leaves the room, when frustrated by the camp's incompetent commanding officer, Colonel Klink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That is where he was truly brilliant. We had guys escape to Pittsburgh? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Shhh. I was the top man in my unit. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Col. Wilhelm Klink: Exactly what I was going to say, sir. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Cpl. We're going to rebuild the bridge with a very special feature. Quotes Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : You will all stay away from that rocket. Hogan's Heroes | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who's defending him? Marya It was a message. "Colonel Klink, when I received your invitation, for a moment I had forgotten who you were. : Even if I say so myself, when I turn on the charm, I can be irresistible. Crazy credits In the credits, there is a 'Lieutenant Rosen' listed. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Did you hear me? We had to lose him - he was bad luck. Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. Sgt. My men gave it to me. Bring the Third Reich to its knees." Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. Hogan: You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition. But we'll put him out of business, I promise you. Hans Georg Schultz: No, no. Sgt. Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? . Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know who the fool is. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [sarcastically] Really? Col. Robert E. Hogan: No, you're funny enough. Andrew Carter: Hey Thank you! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! But we can still get him. Tremendous psychological factor there, chaps. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Failure punishment execution by firing squad. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You, uh, put your arms around her? But the major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. Nothing! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Carry on, but quietly, I have lots of work to do. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Take this man's name, Putzi! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Filming & Production Col. Wilhelm Klink: [addressing the prisoners] And while I'm on leave Col. Kureger will be in charge of Stalag 13. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, but Klink is such a stupid one. Sgt. : Marya: Poor Putzie. But you were here. Hogan:"Last night I dreamt Schultz ate all the dynamites." LeBeau:"With him that's possible." Klink:"I can smell the sauerbraten. A becomes E if followed by P. When preceded by U, then E becomes B and U becomes P and sometimes Y except afert C. However, what they've done here- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Just read the message. Louis LeBeau: How do we get it in here? Howard Caine. Who am I? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, some of the gang back at the stalag. Hans Georg Schultz: Why? It always sounded like Schultz was just clearing his throat. Quotes.net. Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. Sgt. It's of great military importance. Col. Wilhelm Klink Col. Wilhelm Klink: One of the radio detector units has picked up a wireless sending coded messages. A secret is sacred to me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Born Howard Cohen in Nashville, Tennessee, he appeared in a Hal Roach Our Gang skit that was being filmed there, and took an interest in becoming an actor. You're not gonna get anything out of me. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Hogan is kissing Tiger goodbye out on the compound]. [Klink enters the room]. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I am sure it's not necessary to tell you what will happen to you should there be an escape, hmm? The moonlight- it's beautiful on the laundry or the bakery. She looks like her brother. Company Credits Col. Robert E. Hogan: After two years here, who cares what they look like? Actor: Judgment at Nuremberg. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This time tell me the good news first. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We haven't had a friendly chat at any time. I shall do it right away. [Schultz had been drinking wine all afternoon]. Which one would you cut, Shultz? Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, I am. I saved you some cake. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. I'm color-blind, you know. It's a long trip to this camp, you know. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do: Bring the Third Reich to its knees. Quotes Cpl. Curiously enough, Hochstetter couldn't have been a Major in the SS, simply because that rank didn't exist there. Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. Captain: I have orders. This whole thing doesn't makes sense. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you'd never make sergeant in OUR Air Force. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I wouldn't believe one word you said, Hogan. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What do you think my faults are? That's a good one. - - -Not that you're fat I mean, not nearly as fat as he is. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. Hochstetter: Why not? Official Sites Major Hochstetter a character not in the main cast was played by an American actor, as was French resistance leader Tiger. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Colonel Klink: Those prisoners will be released over my dead body! Peter Newkirk: [as German adjutant] Transfer to the Russian front, sir, or court-martial to be shot? Unquote. | Col. Wilhelm Klink: Be quiet and listen to the music! Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! I'd have been back by, say, June - July at the latest. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after sending Maj. Hochstetters spy out of the office, making him believe they're gonna raid the prisoner's barracks Wednesday night] Tuesday night. You're not gonna get anything out of me. That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. Colonel Klink: Glad to have you with us, Captain. : Isaac Bashevis Singer We were born with natural rights. Scene with great timing between the three actors (Howard Caine, Werner Klemperer, and John Banner). You can't take it home, sir. What does he look like? Col. Robert E. Hogan: All right. Colonel Klink: In case I'm, uh, recommended for promotion - not that I'm asking you, sir - I'm sure that the board will take my extremely marvelous physical fitness into consideration. The weather is getting a little nippy. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Traitors, all of them. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. : Hans Georg Schultz: Don't you know no one is allowed outside after roll call? Quiet you blithering idiot, I'm trying to think! You can transfer to a frontline combat unit. Col. Robert E. Hogan: This little caper of yours better come off. Howard Caine Major Hochstetter Page - Facebook Col. Robert E. Hogan: Newkirk, can you pick a lock? No one has ever escaped from Stalag 13. You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. Hans Georg Schultz: I could use a few letters myself. Sergeant Walters: You mean you're going to stage a raid from a prison camp? What is this man doing here? Col. Robert E. Hogan: They know its safe. Bob Crane starred as Colonel Robert E. Hogan, coor. [walks towards door, gives his classical] BAH! Col. Wilhelm Klink: [hanging up the phone] General Burkhalter, I'm sorry to say your sister has been kidnapped. Hogan's Heroes!: This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was - YouTube Colonel Klink: When I looked out the window I thought I saw a chimpanzee raking in the garden. [He puts it on and looks in a mirror], Col. Robert E. Hogan: He's also given you a new name, Schultz. Louis LeBeau: A dancing lesson? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Exactly two miles And she ate a sandwich in the car. I've taken all the necessary precautions. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter What is going on there? Peter Newkirk: All the way around? General: But I don't want to leave the country. *Now* I'm delivering *newspapers*! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Maybe the Major didn't mean it when he said 'heads will roll.' : Quotes Field Marshall Rudolf Richter: You have more than one tunnel? Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to know? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I see no reason why Colonel Hogan shouldn't watch a demonstration of German efficiency.