They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. Amazingly, no one calls them on it. Get all the latest news and information in your inbox, with our range of email newsletters to meet all interests. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. * SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. This involved holding up Little Chef employees to gun-point to make her open late for them. Paddy causes tension by burning Max's book on their campfire, but Max eventually forgives Paddy and begins discussing, accompanied by a flashback, his one true love: a dwarf called Tina, whom he met in 1994. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of [[Series/CharliesAngels Charlies Anals]] and later appears in a film called [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]. It doesn't leave. Can't find a movie or TV show? * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. * CarFu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. A popular English comedy band who had a TV show in the 80's. How old is Mrs McGuinness? Paddy notes that theyre likely to suffer the same fate when [[spoiler: their lies (pretending to be rich gangsters and promising Raymond 60% of their loot in exchange for an easy life) are uncovered. When Billy catches Paddy snooping about his stuff, Billy pulls out his revolver and prepares to shoot him. '', * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. Paddy doesn't oblige, pulling the soap over with his foot while resting his hands on Max's shoulders. You shouldn't upset him. [[GassHole A lot. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. -->Sponging for a living, checking out the women. * PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin's OhCrap moment. ** A few. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter Kay - YouTube 0:00 / 6:41 Intro Sign in to confirm your age This video may be inappropriate for some users. Dressing as sailors to blend in, the two of them get the attention of two girls called Tracey and Louise. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). Apparently, he wasn't much better as an actual child, stabbing his careworker 18 times with a potato peeler for making him play with a jigsaw puzzle that he didn't like. ** The "Row Row Row Your Boat" sequence on the bus in episode three is borrowed from ''Film/DirtyHarry''. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume its this trope. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy's paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to the 1970s American series B. J. and the Bear. '''Max''': How dare you?! ** In Max and Paddys defence, they did tell Brian that he was going to ruin their chances of freedom, so Brian should have known that that something bad was going come out of this. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. You've gotta go to the police and tell them I'm Daniel's dad, then they'll know why I did it. -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. On the DVD packaging, it is now referred to as "The UK's fastest selling fitness DVD Ever!" Max tries to make amends with her, and discovers that she is actually married to, and has a child with, The Wolfster. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]]. ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix . They still end up in cells next door to each other though. * StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard, compared to his boyfriend Pepe. He also calls people a clown or a melon if they've said something absurd. Thankfully when they turn around, the credits are used as a SceneryCensor. [[Squick The same hand he's just lathered shampoo onto his groin with. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of, ** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. * OhCrap: Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars.
They then return to the farm to give back the pig and get their money back to find that the old man was not the farmer but in fact the farmer's alcoholic father-in-law. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. Today at 2:34 AM ]], ** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four. The pair are released, having their sentences reduced to community service, and get revenge on Brian Potter by informing the Home Office that there is an outbreak of anthrax at his club. ** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. -->And we don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club, * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this. Max and Paddy drive into North East England to visit Max's old doorman friend Billy 'The Butcher' Shannon, who had previously briefly appeared in the 1994 flashback in Episode 2. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Max And Paddy animated GIFs to your conversations. After discovering the girls, locally known as the 'Belgrano Sisters', are infamous for this, they get revenge by forcing them to steal some speakers for their television. * GreenEyedMonster: Billy the Butcher is murderously jealous of Paddy for replacing him as Max's bouncing partner. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . [1], His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. The episode concludes with Tina, Max's ex-love, admitting to the authorities that Daniel is actually Max's son and he was acting under stress when he stole the bus. See EpicFail.]]. * EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating a pizza delivery man up with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. The actor/comedian Reece Shearsmith turns up in this episode as one of Max's old friends. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick McGuinness. Also the farmer isn't very happy about the two killing one of his cows. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Sponging for a living, Checkin' out the women, Riding on the Road to Nowhere And we don't take shit from anyone, The only thing we wanna do is have some fun. ** When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. * ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of ''[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie's Anals]]'' and later appears in a film called ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory]]''. A big fight is about to break out between Raymond and his henchmen against Max and Paddy. Especially when they're on the road. After a bad first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' in the shower room. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. ]], '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam.
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere (Series) - TV Tropes The first farmer (Graham Walker) that Max and Paddy meet is one of The Grumbleweeds. Little does he realise at first that he has actually stolen the wrong bus and it isn't long before the police come after him. In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). Join us in our mission to support and promote British comedy across the decades. Doesn't take long before they try selling it. 35K views, 99 likes, 4 loves, 102 comments, 86 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. * TheCameo: The cast of Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Although the main workout is shown in full, it is more intended as a spoof product than a genuine workout. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you'd expect, a bastard. But Max and Paddy's masquerade falls apart when Phoenix Club owner Brian Potter uses their plight as a publicity stunt for his club. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". * ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. ]], * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is, * OhCrap: Replace crap with fuck and youve got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients cars.]]. * OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "That's Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay's natural voice slips through more than usual. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Maybe one or two biological weapons though. * TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Maxs attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. Career His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. He also reveals that he once had a one true love by the name of Tina. He trained at the Academy Drama School, where he was the recipient of the Stage Scholarship. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. * ChekhovsGunman: Maxs ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. * NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Raymond the Bastard, obviously. * FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Raymond has heard about the pair's alleged big-money heists and robberies, and wants a cut of their money. He had also stated in 2010, during an appearance on The Chris Moyles Show, that he wanted Sir Terry Wogan to play an Irish baddie when Max and Paddy go to a funeral in Ireland but, after a stag night, only have fancy dress magician clothes. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Create new account. Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere is the much-loved sequel to Peter Kay's critically-acclaimed comedy series, "Phoenix Nights". ** [[spoiler: Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. ]], * LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . ''', ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn't do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500.
Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004) s01e04 Episode Script Me and Paddy are in prison.
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere - Episode 4 - video Dailymotion Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. * ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]. When the campervan stops off later down the road, Max sees a newspaper headline and realises what's happening. * YouCanKeepYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat. Season 1 of Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere premiered on November 12, 2004. * [[spoiler: ConvenientlyCellmates: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. * ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joes plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen. The two of them breakdown somewhere in the Midlands and take the campervan to a garage, owned by Mick Bustin. * RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. ]], * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. ]], * [[spoiler: JailBake: Averted. The theme tune to Road to Nowhere was co-written by Peter Kay and Toni Baker. Rating: 7.60/10 (avg out of 3450 votes) Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere Airs: Friday. [[HandsomeLech Paddy]] exploits his costume to feel up a little boy's mother. As he's about to shoot Max, Paddy has a second wind, and whacks Shannon around the head with a traffic cone, using Peter Kay's TV catchphrase of "'Ave It!" Max has How dare you (delivered in a haughty tone) and You only get a bucket and a half (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has Paddy has needs (relating to his sex drive). * VocalEvolution: Max's voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay's voice. PHONE Hello? * AbsenteeActor: Jerry and Ray Von do not appear in the Phoenix Nights sections of the show with Marc Park ['That Peter Kay Thing'] taking over as Les Alanos' singer. Beginning on 12th November 2004, Road to Nowhere continued for six thirty minute episodes on Channel 4. ]], * EpicFail: Maxs attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. After a raunchy night at the campervan, Paddy wakes up to find that they've stolen his wallet. Max and Paddy try to sell the pig on but no-one will take it as it is too old. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though.
]], -->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what's in this cake? Supports the lads in stealing a widescreen TV from a supermarket centre. After an uncomfortable first night, Paddy admits his fear of being 'bummed' (see sodomy) in the shower room by Raymond the Bastard (Raymond Langley). ''Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of Phoenix Nights. ** [[spoiler: Paddys cellmate in Episode Four.]] ** In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some * AssShove: When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove StarWars action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there. ]], * DisproportionateRetribution: Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]]. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than. * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. Tina warns Max to keep his distance and not reveal the secret, but the following morning he informs Paddy and the pair steal what they think is a school bus with young Daniel aboard. Shortly after the series, the two characters starred in their own fitness video entitled "Max & Paddy: The Power of Two", which features a cameo from Brian. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four.
Everal Walsh - Wikipedia * IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face. * MistakenForGay: A running gag in the first episode is an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. What?
No Context Max and Paddy | Facebook Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doo. * ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brians fun day in Series 2 of Series/PhoenixNights.
Raymond the - No Context Max and Paddy - Facebook ), And best of all, we don't pay council tax!". With Shannon now unconscious and arrested, Max and Paddy slip away from a police lecture - due to the fact that earlier in the episode they cut down a speed camera - and drive-off into the night. In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson.
Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter Kay - YouTube Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. Its [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]]. However, the fight is prevented by a prison officer telling Max and Paddy to come with him. Apart from being a bastard, he runs this wing. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. Log In. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004. ** The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background. * RealityEnsues: [[spoiler:Paddy survives Billy the Butcher shooting him in the backside, but he's still bleeding profusely afterwards]].
Get back you bastard! (exended - 40seconds) Max and Paddy - YouTube * DoItYourselfTheme: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family. * AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height. * AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen. * TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bostin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia. * EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Raymond, the main antagonist of Episode 4 clearly loves his boyfriend Pepe, and vice-versa. Raymond the bastard frankbutcher1878 59 videos 227 views Last updated on Dec 6, 2022 Play all Shuffle 1 4:15 Calvin Harris - Blame ft. John Newman Calvin Harris 814M views 8 years ago 2 4:15. * InnocentlyInsensitive: What Max thinks he was when he laughed along with his bouncing friends' jokes about Tina's dwarfism. Max's amazing car alarm from phoenix nights extended to 40 secondsi own nothing - you should give this show a watch if u haven't seen it before - highly reco. * EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed Spazzy Paddy. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. He just forces Max to shake his hand. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard, who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Well? * [[spoiler: LukeIAmYourFather: Averted. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a "typical thieving gyppo" and is glad he's eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV he'd just helped them steal.